My fault....short coma

Drugs have the funniest effect on me. One minute I'm at a party (back in May of 2005, I think) and the next thing I know, I wake up in June of 2007 and my family is telling me that the colorful combination of pills I took put me in a coma for a couple of years. Hey, wait a minute, it's still 2005!!! They were just fucking with my head!!! In fact, I don't remember taking any pills and if I was in a coma for two years, wouldn't the newspaper reflect that. Wierd....