Make me wanna Holler!!!

This is old news, but Stumble! sent me to this BBC article about US students.
I had no idea that the programming had clawed so deeply into our youth!!!
This is bad...really, really bad. This is the true epidemic; not that fucking bird flu!!!
You've been sneaky, Uncle Sam, but now you've pissed me off!!! I'm finally mad enough to get off my lazy ass and come after you, so this is your warning!