How bad does it have to get to force me to post?!?

Well kiddies, it seems that there are still some atrocities that will rip me from my apathy and get back on the horse. This little gem so sickened me that I had to read it in installments to alleviate gagging on ulcer blood. There has been a deluge of material worthy of my critique, but this tops the list. There is something programmed in my soul that keeps my love for humanity alive, because everything else makes me hate them.

Perhaps there is some secret fix to be found in this pic: